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Jon Boy and his dog Apple
Jon Boy and his dog Apple
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February
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- "Martian Child" anyone....
- Just for Fun...
- Speaking of Disneyland....
- Proud to trade pins..Who wouldn't be!!!
- And yet another pic of the moon from our deck..
- Anyone catch the moon tonight?
- Look what B can do...
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- A very special Date!
- Snowshoes in the Olympics
- Snowshoes in the Olympics
- So very funny!!!
- Monkey Munch
- A Simple Game Of Chess
- SUPER BOWL 42 SUNDAY
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About Me
7 comments:
That lab in the dishwasher is adorable. Of course, I'm a bit partial to Labs since thats what we own but what a cutie!!!
Has Keith blogged about our $3000 dead puppy yet?
No...tell me all about it!
No comment!
Why are you looking at pictures of naked men? hmmm? It concerns me and I bet it concerns B!
Do I detect a little men bashing from the ladies on this site?...or is it just me. Thought you might get a laugh out of this...Alana
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And some more for the ladies to enjoy...
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb... ---------------------------------------------
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
I think I speak for all men who come here when I say, We men need a man weekend, soon, so we may re-group!
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